Florida man logic at its peak.
Cory Coddington allegedly barreled an Escalade through a Deerfield Beach concrete pillar, carjacked a Good Samaritan, drove to Chick-fil-A covered in blood, stole a toddler’s French fry, and hit up a gas station for a $7.98 White Claw binge.
When BSO deputies boxed him in, things went from literature to proctology. He announced a bomb, threatened a groin grab, missed, and accidentally jammed a finger into the sergeant’s backside before trying to steal a deputy’s sidearm.
Read the full, blistering takedown of Deerfield’s most chaotic public record saga here.
