Deerfield-News.com-Deerfield Beach, Fl-The worlds richest man and head of DOGE.The Newly Minted Department Of Government Efficiency. DOGE is using Force Majeure to seize the island from the city of Deerfield Beach. Doge is thinking along the lines of “Deerfield Beach’s Alcatraz”. DOGE expects the island usage as a detention center will generate over 500 new jobs, mostly for detention officers and administrative help.
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Doge has plans to help relieve the overcrowded situation at Krome Avenue and thought what better place to use than Capone Island. After all, President Trump has been indicted more times than Al Capone, and therefore, the island will be renamed Trump Island.
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