2. Finished my undergrad work in Applied Mathematics with a 3.7 GPA. BSO’s Sheriff, per the record, finished barber school with a 1.47. I did not know you could graduate with that. I stand corrected, and a little concerned.
That’s #2 (deuce!) of a dozen-item sworn statement sent earlier today, because our plank-performing Sheriff has just Streisand-Effected himself, and it will be glorious.
Speaking of a sworn statement, boy oh boy, did I swear.
For the unfamiliar, or just arriving in from Planet Xeon: in ’03, Streisand sued to hide home’s photo and, in doing so, taught the entire internet where said humble abode was.
The Streisand Effect: simply nature’s most reliable law, ranking just above gravity and just below “I want to talk to your supervisor.”
Sheriff Gregory Tony is about to discover this head on.
You see, Casual Reader, here’s a photo of a pickup truck. Sitting in a lot. Owned by the taxpayers. $30K in upgrades were bought by us. We paved the lot.
And thanks to the camera work of a longtime deputy, we all can enjoy the photo.
Oh, I should mention, that’s Tony’s 2nd $100K ride.
A normal person’s response? Yawn.
Tony, with his banana hammock (size: husky-lesbian) now in a knot, launched an IA investigation, put the poor sergeant on leave, and demanded I explain myself under oath in 72 hours.
Go ahead, fuck right off.
Normally, six people would have scrolled past it, and now, thanks to the magical power of the Streisand Effect, Tony personally franchised it, becoming the executive producer of his own humiliation. We’re thinking, he deserves back end points.
Come on Reddit, let’s make Tony famous!
I obliged the oath. Item 6 involves the leather seats. You’ll want item 6.
Ha ha! I jest. Here’s the truck in question.
Also, I think that tint is illegal.
I got busted for limo tint back in the day. Let’s pay it forward. I’m going to call up non-emergency and report a crime.
