Cory and I never exactly saw eye to eye. (Editor’s Note: To quote Sting, it was more of a “humiliating kick in the crotch… er, eyeball.”)
Just a few life lessons from Cory: don’t reach for a cop’s gun, definitely don’t anally finger-bang the sergeant, and never nick a kid’s chip. They say you get what you pay for, though I suppose that doesn’t apply to the White Claws and banana ice cream treats he managed to lift.
Then again, slap an eyepatch and some assless chaps on the guy, and he’d radiate pure bonhomie.
