Lots of people are wondering, and I’m fielding question after question, about just what’s going on with Corey “MDAM” Coddington and his unexpected visit to the Intubation ICU.
So, as a PSA, we’re here to show you exactly what’s keeping him alive… after smashing that lovely face of his into a concrete pole, and then ricocheting off a palm tree.
Thanks to the miracles of modern science, Corey is being sustained by a true mechanical marvel—a vintage iron lung!
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If you want to see the exact piece of technology that’s currently doing all the heavy lifting for his pulverized respiratory system, you can watch how it works right here:
While the doctors have him sealed up in that massive metal cylinder, the machine’s bellows use negative pressure to rhythmically force air in and out of his lungs. Keep him in your thoughts and send some good vibes his way—with his head sticking out of that tube, he’s got nothing but time to reflect on his life choices!
